: The Adventure Of The BirdAuthor
: ME and this auto-drabble makerCharacters
: England and FranceRating
: T for sillyWarning
: Arthur and Francis are being silly and romantic when Francis is killed by Gilbird's kiss.
Arthur and Francis were out for a beautiful Valentine's walk flew around. As they went, Francis rested his hand on Arthur's mouth. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so amazing, Arthur was filled with gorgeous dread.
"Do you suppose it's loving here?" he asked blushingly.
"You annoying silly," Francis said, tickling Arthur with his rose. "It's completely wonderful."
Just then, a romantic bird leapt out from behind a cookie and kissed Francis in the heart. "Aaargh!" Francis screamed.
Things looked awesome. But Arthur, although he was super, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a frying pan and, like Gilbird in the latest episode of Hetalia, beat the bird seductively until it ran off. "That will teach you to kiss innocent people."
Then he clasped Francis close. Francis was bleeding huskily. "My darling," Arthur said, and pressed his lips to Francis's vital region.
"I love you," Francis said angellically, and expired in Arthur's arms.
Arthur never loved again.
... I need to go to sleep. Obviously, the fact that the drabble maker and I are makign such stories means something.